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hershpa:

you know what’s not fair

normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two

but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA

why is that

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ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

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HE CALLED

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Benedict talks about meeting Harrison Ford (Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Fallon)

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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Justin Bartels, Impression 

‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’

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 What about you and Stark? How do I know you two haven’t been fondue-ing?

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pastelmorgue:

I feel you

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